"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

this will always be my favorite text post ever

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kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

this will always be my favorite text post ever

(Source: lionelmessiah, via semenprincess)

The more and more I think about it the more I’m actually kind of excited about moving back to Lakeland. 

I had to call out of work today because I did’t wanna spend my last $4 of bus fare money on a 4 hour shift.